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Ashley is so small that she makes the Loser's meat stick look big. Now that's small! Her mouth is so little that she is barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the film and told her to marry him.
Of course, she would've told no. Ashley is young (simply 18). she is naughty. she is beautiful. she is unqestionably not desperate. she is saving up for college, and whenever drilling and sucking the Loser is the finest way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it.
By the way, she is from south Dakota, and we cannot remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from south Dakota. The Loser might have guessed to ask her about that.
The opening mins of this episode contain the usual Loser gems, like him calling for her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as whenever Ashley were a tool he simply bought from flat Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the just way he'll ever get laid.
The Loser handles to drill Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his episode. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, particularly the Loser, who goes to bed that nighttime thinking he has a massive meat stick.
Remi does not mind doing the work when it comes to banging, but you've got to make it 1st. How do you do that? Follow this chap's example by fondling and sucking her juicy boobs untill her nipples are firm as pencil erasers. Then taste her cunt like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. later on that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to take in and jerk your moisten penis. When it's time to bang, she'll get on top and do all the work with her cunt so you are able to lay back and enjoy the drive.
Ya gotta hand it to the Loser. He finds some good ones.
This time, we have Heather Anne, an 18-year-old brunette from Las Vegas who tells us, "I used to work at a go-go club." state what? Used to when? she is just 18, for goodness sakes!
After the Loser smartly decides not to take that line of questioning any further, Heather reveals that she stopped stripping because she couldn't tease. But, as you're about to watch, she could unqestionably drill.
Our loved part of this video is when Heather is blowing the Loser's penis and her hair begins getting in the way. She kindly asks, "Could you pull my hair back?" knowing that with her hair in the way, we can not watch the cock going in and out of her mouth. Obviously, Heather knows what she is doing.
As pretty, small pieces of ass go, Heather's right at the top of our list. Five-foot-three but lenghty legs, 105 bangs, 34-24-32, tight small body, B-cup tits. Hey, she is just 18. she is in mint status!
So, later on the Loser reminds Heather that she should be nervous, and later on Heather tells us that her father, of all people, knows what she is doing, the sucking and banging begins, and it's unqestionably worthy a jack.
And by the way, Heather Anne, honey? You don't have to know how to tease to be a stripper.
A small over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a ebony bra and luscious matching knickers. At this point, a standard dude would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it, "what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who does not state a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, "amazing. fantastic body. really beautiful." But it seems like too small, too late, particularly for a beautiful bit of ass like Gem.
A few basic facts about Gem. she is from England. she is 21 yrs old. This is her 1st episode. she is 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4", 119 drills for those of you in the United States side of the pond. she is a small babe, but she apparently has a huge mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is unqestionably saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem swallows the Loser's shaft through his boxers. This babe unqestionably has a future.
The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this episode clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen yrs with some film work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jerking. The blow occupation episode. The way Gem looks at the film. Her shaved cunt, which truly deserves greater. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And whenever we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the occupation done, the babe gets laid and has a episode to add to her resume and we get off. So who's complaining?
Welcome back to PornLoser.com, flat of the just bloke in the worldwide who could have a beautiful, young lady state to him, "I'm a whore,"and not ask for details. The whore in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-penetrate brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a whore? What are some of her whore adventures? whenever you brush up against her, will her cunt start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser does not bother requesting them.
There are many things we could state about Kelsey. she is luscious, aroused, has a beautiful body and could truly swallow a meat stick.
There's one thing we could state about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it's a beauty!
This time, let's focus a small more on the babe and a small less on the Loser. 1st off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of boys like that. Like we told, she is a really good meat stick sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the meat stick rod during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she is already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that's firm for boys to think about doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly whilst she is riding the Loser's meat stick. Her screw shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the shot. Or perhaps he did not realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.
One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be completely unaware of the cameras. That's a something nice because in this shot, we truly get the feeling that we're eavesdropping on two people having sex.
Kelsey truly begins getting into it close to the end, and the Loser puts in one of his finer performances, even screwing her firm in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good expose.
At the beginning of this episode, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna aid me pay my way through school." Now that's the sort of thing we like to hear!
At this point, we'd luv to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd luv to hear about her co-ed adventures. perhaps whether she is ever screwed one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not.
"So, you've no problem with people finding about this," he asks. "mother and father know? Friends know?" And, formerly again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?
Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a penetrate film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can not de-hornify her.
"Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your loved position?" "What's your loved thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd penetrate me whenever I wasn't paying you?"
Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question.
There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her 1st episode would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries strong, and that means we get a wonderful episode, entire with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's dong.
Cosette is the reason we luv amateur porn.
The Loser is the reason these things are some of the times finest left to the pros.
Lexi is a small one: five-feet, 106 bangs, 32-24-32, B-cup tits. she is a dirty blonde, and we mean that literally and figuratively.
Lexi isn't much of a talker. in the beginning, she seems timid... reserved. But then she begins working on the Loser's dong and makes slurping noises. And the harder and faster she swallows, the more noise she makes, and before lenghty, she is kissing up and down his rod and sucking even harder. You know how the Loser some of the times takes his time getting firm? Not this time. He's firm in a hurry, and for good reason. Lexi simply does not take "soft dong" for an answer. Slurp-slurp-gargle-gargle-slurp-tongue-gargle. really enjoyable.
The banging in this episode is wonderful. At least what you're watching of it is wonderful. Unfortunately, more than half of the movie ended up on the cutting-room floor because of bad lightning and the Loser's usual shaky film work. Lexi gets her 1st pro dicking and the Loser cums on her face, but we're here to assure you that as videography goes, this was everything but HD. however, there's enough here to get the occupation done.
Our mothers used to assure us, "whenever you don't have everything nice to tell, don't tell everything." The Loser's mother should have said to him, "whenever you don't have everything to tell, don't tell everything." But the Loser was never said to this. Or perhaps he was and he did not listen.
So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: you've a seductive, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. she is wearing a red, strapless top and a short, ebony skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. she is in your mansion because she wants to bang. That's the just reason she is there. But she seems a small nervous. So what would you do?
Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? speak about sex? That's what we would do.
But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back flat. He asks, "What're you gonna do whenever they find out?"
In other words, the thing she is probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the babe at ease, Loser.
But he does not stop there.
"Nervous?" he asks her.
"A small," Andi says.
"That's alright," Loser says. "So am I."
At this point, it's a miracle the episode ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his dong nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer whilst shooting a episode?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.
At least he's good for something.
One of the finest things that could be stated about the Loser is he's not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who could afford just one film, the Loser works with at least three, perhaps four. So he's a well-financed loser. something nice, too, because among our video editor's notes regarding the raw movie of this video included these gems: "Blow occupation. We don't watch much initially as he is soft." "Blow occupation. All we get to watch is her back." "sperm shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We just watch her chin being sperm on." So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser's movies are jackable. particularly when the girl being banged is Adriana, a petite blonde (simply 98 bangs) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this episode, like keeping the film constant during the pre-bang interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.
But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he's not. The fellow seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she is chowing down on his firm-on, what occurs? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she is riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the film high up in the breeze, pointed down?
There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by luscious, slutty Adriana who moans, "ah, baby, it feels so good. bang me! bang me!" as her tight small cunt gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?
Jordan, a 5'8", 128-penetrate, blue-eyed blonde from Kansas has a story.
"My mom and dad have been swingers for a lenghty time," the 21-year-old beauty
explains. "I wanted to do Playboy, so I figured, Why not try porn?"
That makes no feel at all. Playboy isn't porn. But the Loser does not pick
up on that. Or perhaps he does and, for a switch, decides to be smart and say
nothing. But then he makes his usual mistake: He asks her what would happen
if her father saw.
Mercifully, the pre-penetrate interview finally ends, and Jordan gets down on her knees and swallow the Loser's shaft, and, as usual, he takes forever to get it up but finally does. The film work in this shot is typical Loser-off-the-set shots, views of his legs when we want to watch her snatch, shots of his ass when he's drilling her missionary-but you know what they tell: You gotta take the bad with the good.
The bad: Loser.
The really good: Jordan. Her beautiful jugs jiggle and jiggle whilst he fucks
her in the missionary position, and this view solo is enough to make us
want to forgive the Loser all of his faults.
Bottom line: Jordan cums. Loser cums. And so do we.
Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him. Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it. By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that. The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid. The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.
In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. "Does anybody know you're here?" "Why are you here?" "Can you take your clothes off?" So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. "I'm excited. Kinda nervous," she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can't put a rap on the girl, he can't have a conversation with her, he can't treat her like a real human being. Good grief! So, as usual, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when she licks his balls...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous. Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene. One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser's cock penetrating her pussy from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle. Must have been a mistake.
At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear! At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not. "So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions? Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her. "Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?" Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question. There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's cock. Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn. The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.
Like we've said before, some girls are so hot and sexy that not not even the Loser can fuck them up. Such is the case with Alexa, a 5'6", 125 pound brunette from San Bernadino, California. "Why are you here?" the Loser asks. "I like to fuck," she answers. And the Loser says, "Well, this is the right place to be." Well, not exactly, but like we said, just keep the camera on Alexa, make sure the lighting is reasonably good (a challenge for the Loser, always), and keep the camera from shaking (another challenge) and there's no way you can fuck things up with this girl. She takes off her clothes. She's wearing a white top with no bra. "Are you ready to suck some dick?" the Loser asks. Hey, good question! The action begins. Alexa looks right into the camera while she's sucking dick deep. The Loser fucks up half the camera angles, but the other half save the scene. Alexa never stops moaning with pleasure, and we'd like to say that's because the Loser is fucking her good, but we all know that's not the reason. We know the reason. She said it earlier. "I like to fuck."
"I wanna be a porn star," 20-year-old Alicia Alighatti of Virginia tells us at the start of her scene. She's got the looks to go as far as she wants. Nice, firm tits. Five-feet-seven, 120 pounds. Long, brown hair. Perfect measurements: 36-26-36. But here's the deal: This is her first fuck scene. The Loser has been doing this for a while. He's the director. He's the pro. He's supposed to be the one in charge. Yet, there are times during this scene when we want to scream at our monitors, "Loser, direct the fucking scene already!" Yeah, we know. He's having a hard enough time just keeping his dick up to worry about directing the chick. But when the girl's hair is blocking the view of her left tit, he should be aware of that. He should say, "Alicia, please move your hair aside." But he's concentrating too hard on his own fucking?this isn't easy for him, you know?so she has to figure it out for herself. She rides his cock. We're treated to a view of the back of his head. He's fucking her in the spoon position. She blocks the insertion with her hand so as to rub her clit. This is when the Loser is supposed to say, "Move your hand just a little so the guys at home can see my cock moving in and out of your pussy." He doesn't say anything. Finally, things are going well. The Loser is fucking Alicia missionary style. She's moaning, really getting into it. Then, suddenly, it's like an earthquake just struck Loser Studios. He stops, pulls out, the camera seems to have been knocked to the ground, he mumbles something incomprehensible, we see her clothes on the floor, she's lying there trying to figure out what just happened, he finally shovels his cock back into her. Jeez! Can this guy do anything right? Well, yeah, it turns out, he can. He can find hot chicks who love to fuck and are good at it. Girls who love sex, as Alicia clearly does. You are going to get off on this scene. Despite the Loser's worst efforts.
Karina, a 24-year-old casino worker from Las Vegas, Nevada, wants to join the Mile High Club one day, so fucking way up in a skyrise seemed like a good place to practice. Although, as Karina says, "I'll fuck just about anywhere as long as the guy turns me on and has a hard dick. I'm pretty easy." That's what we love to hear! A hot chick who doesn't guard her pussy like it's the crown jewels. She gives it up freely, and why? "Because most girls love to fuck as much as guys love to fuck. They'll just never tell you that." But why? Why must we play games? Why must we hide behind the bullshit? Can't we all just get along?
The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner. The Loser? He's just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard?harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work?to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick. In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But don't worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame. As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, "This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind. "Oh, I'm gonna cum!" she screams. "Oh, fuck me!" she begs. There's no substitute for youth.
Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money. The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong. When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home? Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone. But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home. WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.
With a hot tutor like Lina Sweet, the only thing you'll be able to study are her tiny tits and tight ass. If you do learn anything, it's that she's a virgin who's looking to put a few notches on her belt. But don't let Lina's limited experience fool you. Once she decides to take the plunge with this guy, she uses everything she's learned from watching pornos to give him the best lay she can. She sucks his cock like a slut pro and fucks him till the sweet, creamy end.
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